Bigfoot Mountain

I’d never watch a movie like this without a reason Another Bigfoot promise movie fallen through And a great subject passed right by you I never took the smile away from anybody’s face But you took a desperate way To show off the movies villain In Bigfoot County the scenes stay with you Like an ex lovers voice rolling down your back side Stay alive I thought that Bigfoot and the truth were the things that really mattered But I can’t stay here and watch every scene I hoped you’d have shattered I’m not expecting to see Bigfoot in the desert But I can’t live and breathe and watch this movie it’s a crime In Bigfoot County the scenes stays with you Like an ex lovers voice running down your backside Stay alive So take that scene out of there it doesn’t suit you It shouldn’t have happened and needs to be completely disregarded Put that scene on the cutting room floor and do some reshooting I’m crying out for everything in this movie I may have wanted I thought that Bigfoot...

I passed a very sick night last night lying in bed and binging Amazon Prime Crypto docs. (I started with Small Town Monsters). If you haven’t caught any of those yet, you should. But as I was rolling through all of these it came to a Cryptid I admit I hadn’t heard of before, the Hodag. For one, I learned it exists in Rhinelander Wisconsin.(which apparently is a Crypto hotbead, with everything from the Beast of Bray Road and more) when all I’m thinking about is wanting to get my hands on some cheese. It was first discovered by a known prankster by the name of Eugene Shepard back in 1893. He reportedly took a group of volunteers out on a hunt for the Hodag and needed dynamite to kill it. On his second “hunt” he took one “alive”. It became a hit at the local fair and also his house for visits. It was found to be a wooden sculpture covered in ox fur and run on strings to simulate movement along with growls all controlled by his sons. (When i look at it I see an awesome piniata at every k...

As we scan through all the posts and tweets etc.we see all the selfies and photobombs our friends and even celebrities are doing. We can’t help ourselves. I know that because I do it too and I hate having my picture taken. So, it made me think of all the potential Squatch pictures we take out there and post on social media.  There are so many sites just dedicated to him including my own. There are now more pictures of him out there than ever. And of course my crazy thoughts went right to the selfie age we are living in and I thought why didn’t you put yourself in that picture too? I mean think about it.The big guy is so many feet away you’re safe. Jump in front of the camera and photobomb Bigfoot. What’s the worst that can happen? I don’t think he’ll mind anymore than he already does having the picture taken to begin with. And no one has done it before. You could be famous and set off a new trend. Pictures will come from far and wide of everyone trying to get their selfie on wi...

Today I was sent a great article , and a suggestion from a colleague, to write a post on time travel and the man who made it all possible. At first I thought, "Me?” I barely escaped college algebra let alone taking on physics. But here I am because I never give up and never surrender. ( And if you know what movie that line comes from then you might be my soulmate). The article itself was written by Paul Seaborn for Mysterious Universe.  It was about a man he called ”David” that claimed to have built a time machine that allows him to travel a few seconds into the future and back to the present. He feels any more than a few seconds would mess up the world.  I personally think he's lying because it is messed up right now and someone did it - and it wasn't me. So anyway, while he was traveling, he saw aliens that lived inside us and talked to people of the future. All of it was very informative and enlightening also luckily light on the physics. But since I am a Bigfoot b...

Well, I guess it would be nice if could see your body I know not everybody has a body like you But I've got to think twice before I give my location away  Cause I know all the hiding games you play  Cause I play them too But I need some time off from the fear emotions  Time to pick my balls up off the floor When that sighting comes down without devotion Well it will take a strong girl baby But I'm planting my feet on the forest floor Cause I gotta have faith, I gotta have faith Because I gotta have faith, faith faith  Bigfoot- I know you're asking me to stay Say please, please, please don't go away  You say I'm giving you the blues And maybe; you mean every ”whoop” you say But I can't help thinking of yesterday And another who tied me down to loverboy rules Before this river becomes an ocean Before you throw those rocks back on the floor I've reconsidered my foolish notions  Cause I need someone to hold me But I'll wait for some ...

At one point in our earths history, there were several types of large apes and orangutans species that existed on different continents. Large apes such as Pierolapithecus in Spain and the orangutan Gigantepithicus  in Asia. These two very important mammals played a big role in our evolutionary history. While we are looking for our beginnings there are also others looking for Sasquatch’s beginnings. So these mammals are important names to remember as we are searching for the truth and those truths may not be that different or far away from each other as we might think. These mammals gave us an important clue to solve some of the riddle of ourselves and the Squatch. They were both nomadic and migrated in a way to follow the forest and needed lush greeneries important to survival and lived off of vegetation, not meat. Our ancester, Pierolapithecus. Lived in trees and the forest floors. They had face shape and hair like an ape and human similarities of Homo Sapiens. The Gigantop...

There are people out there that believe in all manner of conspiracy theories. Some even paranoid that the government is watching them. (I know they are listening to me through my google home) these thoughts, of course, are not good to obsess over. It leads to living off-grid and tin foil hats.  We watch the news and tv and all we hear are cases of our privacy being hacked and the government creating more loopholes to spy on us legally. I understand how your thoughts could go dark. But if you're Bigfoot you definitely have legitimate reasons to foil up. Just yesterday I thought I'd watch some bigfoot programming while relaxing and I said Bigfoot into the voice remote and this is what the choices were: Finding Bigfoot, Chasing Bigfoot, Shooting Bigfoot, Killing Bigfoot, etc. Seeing a pattern forming. Now if I said Sasygirl into my remote and got that? Off-grid would barely cover the level of hiding I would do. I would be in an underground bunker made of steel in the middle...

So this weekend I learned a few more things about Sasquatch that makes a possible meeting a little more unnerving. Not that I would give up the chance mind you. I'll just put more distance between us than originally planned. You know to be respectful😁. I learned that the Sasquatch may have very big hands, and that he knows how to use them. (if your brain went someone dark there? it's not my fault) I am speaking of him leaving his handprints about on his travels. Specially on the i inside  of someone’s door or window. What, never sleep in a cabin in the woods again? You bet.  I guess It’s like that fleeting feeling of safety I had in the Jurassic Park movie, when I thought velociraptors couldn’t open doors up, until they did.  Now I have nightmares of dinosaurs chasing me all around my house.  https://youtu.be/hdOcrUtE-UQ I don’t want to give you the impression that I don’t find them intelligent enough to do it, so much as not interested enough in us to do it. If...