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A Moment in the Forest With You

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      To leave real life behind as we enter the forest With you and I together, the animals would be singing just for us  I think about this sometimes, When I’m having my quiet time We sometimes think alike, so I wonder if you would mind The smell of the pines, and for a bit you would be mine I’d give you back, I swear I would It would be a tough decision, but the one that I should  I’ll just borrow you here in the forest, inside my mind  Sitting by my favorite tree, I often think of you and me Were we would be in the forest alone, cut off where no one else could see  And where no one else would know  Searching for our hairy man would just be a plus We will be relaxed out there,  Because even if there is nothing else, there will always be trust But I’ve promised, so I will give you back For you are not mine, And there will never be the right time The crunch of the leaves will get louder as we go The branches gently swaying ...

Booger Funnels...

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This post is from a guest blogger, Sunday Monroe from Team Cryptid Mississippi. I have not changed any text from the piece beyond basic editing, which you all know I’m terrible at...Thank you to Sunday for sharing and emailing me this... Boogers are always in transition. They move about from place to place as needs dictate. They must, no moss grows on them for sure. It is what they have to do, it’s how they survive. This practice probably has more than a little to do with why they remain generally undocumented. You cannot define what you can’t pin down and examine. This is a trait that you can take advantage of if you want to go and see one for yourself, by thinking like a Booger thinks. If I was a Booger, why would I leave the relative comfort of my den? Because I’m hungry, of course. It takes a lot of food to support a single, large primate much less an entire family of them.  Few places offer food in sufficient amounts year round to support a family of Boogers. In most loca...

The Whole Planet Just Got Probed

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Since we had our encounter with an unidentified flying object last month in Jersey, the news articles and videos have been steadily coming into my inbox (Thank you to Blue Ridge Bigfoot for sending me a few too). All happening in that same week. At first I thought, I did film this in Jersey after all. Someone probably propped their toilet bowl on a homemade rocket for laughs. But now I’m not so sure.  The areas reporting similar tic tac shape sightings have been Ireland, our West Coast, Outer Banks, Texas and The Jersey Shore. (Me specifically). Leading me to believe the whole planet just got probed big time.  I’m not really the alien girl, I search for Bigfoot, not little green men. To me, the large hairy ape men type are much easier to handle. I’ve had practice. But big eyed little green guys are just creepy, unless you are Marty Feldman, him? Him I love. So what is happening out there? We have always had an abundance of UFO reports all over the world every year, but thi...

Women of the Woods..

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                 I can smell Bigfoot from a mile away..I can’t actually, well, I probably could if he was there, or so I’ve been told. But I’ve never seen him, I’ve sensed him or something else out there which I always attributed to my crazy women’s intuition, but is it crazy? Is it a myth? I know I’m not psychic. I can’t remember what I have done one day to the next, so I’m definitely not going to able to predict your day. Could it be intuition and a feminine vibe?  Women’s intuition is described as that gut feeling telling you that something is wrong or unsettling, negative or otherwise. It can come in the form of dream, deja vu or maybe just a funny feeling depending on how you receive this warning. Psychologist go back and forth as to wether or not this is a myth.  But Doctor Judith Orloff, MD, describes it as the gut having neurotransmitters in it as well as the brain. But the gut is responding to the here and now and brain ...

The Barrens...

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“I thought I saw the Jersey Devil up around the bend, thought I saw the Jersey Devil dancing in his moccasins..” I had some extra time to hang on the couch and watch a movie today. So I pulled up Tubi and found the movie The Barrens, staring Stephen Moyer. (True Blood) The movie was about the infamous Jersey Devil, who is said to live in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey. I have been in the Wharton State Forest where this movie is supposedly taking place, and I can tell you there is something special about that forest.  Could it house the Jersey Devil? Yes it could, and a lot of other things as well. The Pinelands are over A million acres, It is very easy to be lost out there and dense enough for things to hide in plain sight. I couldn’t even see my sister when she went around a bend. The movie however did not capitalize on this naturally creepy location, they did not film on location in the Barrens, instead for monetary reasons they filmed in Toronto, Canada. I understand that it...

Bigfoot’s Top Ten..

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Bigfoot has decided to share the top ten things   he thinks and loves  about Thanksgiving..so here we go... 10. Tofurkey is dual purpose it’s also its own colon cleanser, so no thanksgiving pounds stay with you. 9. He loves that we run around like chickens with our head cut off, but we actually eat turkey. 8. He’s thankful he doesn’t have relatives for miles and miles and they don’t use transportation. 7. He absolutely is the person stealing your pies from the windowsill, so keep that pie cooling tradition up. 6.He finds it amusing that the thanksgiving holiday now is only a meal to kick off the start of the Christmas season. And in a few more decades that is all America’s children will know. 5.Did he mention pies on the windowsill? 4. He loves that you are out hunting deer and not him. And that you are so bad at it that you drive all the deer right to his belly. 3. He enjoys watching humans fight on Black Friday over things that are marked up intentionally to make it look lik...

Repress Yourself

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Repressed memories, memories that have been unconsciously blocked due to the memory being associated with a high level of stress or trauma... We have all heard the term repressed memories. It originated with Sigmund Freud and has remained a controversial subject ever since. The issue being, while psychologists are digging in your brain for the memories you may have repressed they can accidentally transplant or dig out a false memory. If the environment is right it is possible to transplant these memories and harm the patient’s future mental health. Although Freud can be credited with its origin, it was the little green men that made it a household name. Yes, you heard right. Little green men. On some occasions psychologists were saying these repressed memories, or missing time were often the result of an alien encounter. It became a popular method of proof in an otherwise absence of, well...proof.  It’s like this, your mind has an encounter with an alien race It has no learned...