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50 shades of Squatch...Cherokee Creek Review 

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Last night I finally was able to see the new Bigfoot movie, Cherokee Creek. Since the writer warned me I was going to have a wild ride, I was apprehensive going in. But, I’m no wuss, I waited a long time to see it, and I was going for it despite the warning. First let’s talk about the length. The man wearing all the Bigfoot masks here (figuratively),wanted to make a Bigfoot movie for all of us enthusiasts without being controlled by a movie studio and being forced to most likely remove all the parts of the movie you want to see. I’m not saying that this movie needed no censorship. There were one or two scenes that could have been be less graphic and still kept their integrity, but the point I’m making is that it wasn't too bad. Now, apparently Amazon has a VERY SELECTIVE "Offensive and Controversial Materials" policy, determined that Cherokee Creek was either offensive or controversial, and refused to release it on Christmas Day. That has me rather upset. The movie I

Night of the Debauchery.. I Mean Demon

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Warning, this entire post is either a spoiler alert, a trigger, or me saving you from the worst hour plus of your life. However you want to look at it.             I’m sitting here collecting my thoughts on the visual assault I just was a victim to. I’ll start by saying, it’s showing on Amazon Prime, so there were no warning labels like say, this movie contains gratuitous...everything. Exept for swearing, there was not actually a lot of swearing in this. Not that there needed to be. They pretty much had that R rating nailed down. The title scene was by far the only watchable one. A little gross for some, but still cool. The arm was ripped off a man and the blood oozed down into a giant Bigfoot footprint. That my friends is one of the best cinematic displays of click bait I’ve ever scene. Now cue the ridiculous 70s happy music and nature scenes. I know the release says 1980, but trust me, this has 70s all over it.  The next scene up was a couple having relations In a van. It was ju

A Moment in the Forest With You

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      To leave real life behind as we enter the forest With you and I together, the animals would be singing just for us  I think about this sometimes, When I’m having my quiet time We sometimes think alike, so I wonder if you would mind The smell of the pines, and for a bit you would be mine I’d give you back, I swear I would It would be a tough decision, but the one that I should  I’ll just borrow you here in the forest, inside my mind  Sitting by my favorite tree, I often think of you and me Were we would be in the forest alone, cut off where no one else could see  And where no one else would know  Searching for our hairy man would just be a plus We will be relaxed out there,  Because even if there is nothing else, there will always be trust But I’ve promised, so I will give you back For you are not mine, And there will never be the right time The crunch of the leaves will get louder as we go The branches gently swaying to and fro Not stopping, off looking for sh

Booger Funnels...

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This post is from a guest blogger, Sunday Monroe from Team Cryptid Mississippi. I have not changed any text from the piece beyond basic editing, which you all know I’m terrible at...Thank you to Sunday for sharing and emailing me this... Boogers are always in transition. They move about from place to place as needs dictate. They must, no moss grows on them for sure. It is what they have to do, it’s how they survive. This practice probably has more than a little to do with why they remain generally undocumented. You cannot define what you can’t pin down and examine. This is a trait that you can take advantage of if you want to go and see one for yourself, by thinking like a Booger thinks. If I was a Booger, why would I leave the relative comfort of my den? Because I’m hungry, of course. It takes a lot of food to support a single, large primate much less an entire family of them.  Few places offer food in sufficient amounts year round to support a family of Boogers. In most location

The Whole Planet Just Got Probed

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Since we had our encounter with an unidentified flying object last month in Jersey, the news articles and videos have been steadily coming into my inbox (Thank you to Blue Ridge Bigfoot for sending me a few too). All happening in that same week. At first I thought, I did film this in Jersey after all. Someone probably propped their toilet bowl on a homemade rocket for laughs. But now I’m not so sure.  The areas reporting similar tic tac shape sightings have been Ireland, our West Coast, Outer Banks, Texas and The Jersey Shore. (Me specifically). Leading me to believe the whole planet just got probed big time.  I’m not really the alien girl, I search for Bigfoot, not little green men. To me, the large hairy ape men type are much easier to handle. I’ve had practice. But big eyed little green guys are just creepy, unless you are Marty Feldman, him? Him I love. So what is happening out there? We have always had an abundance of UFO reports all over the world every year, but this year th

Women of the Woods..

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                 I can smell Bigfoot from a mile away..I can’t actually, well, I probably could if he was there, or so I’ve been told. But I’ve never seen him, I’ve sensed him or something else out there which I always attributed to my crazy women’s intuition, but is it crazy? Is it a myth? I know I’m not psychic. I can’t remember what I have done one day to the next, so I’m definitely not going to able to predict your day. Could it be intuition and a feminine vibe?  Women’s intuition is described as that gut feeling telling you that something is wrong or unsettling, negative or otherwise. It can come in the form of dream, deja vu or maybe just a funny feeling depending on how you receive this warning. Psychologist go back and forth as to wether or not this is a myth.  But Doctor Judith Orloff, MD, describes it as the gut having neurotransmitters in it as well as the brain. But the gut is responding to the here and now and brain is drawing on past experiences. When those transmitter