American Bigfoot in Ohio 

This is one of those movies that just leaves you feeling uncomfortable and dirty. I went in knowing that this was low budget, but come on!

I was getting a little nervous thinking this was possibly a porno I rented by accident. Bigfoot does Ohio maybe. But then Zach appeared. I thought thank god. Gremlin’s guy wouldn’t do a porno, right? Well he didn’t, but he managed to leave me feeling dirty anyway. Ladies you watch a few minutes and you’ll know what I mean.

The movie was written and directed by Glenn Martin. And also called Kampout. That is also the name of the campground in the movie a group of teens are headed too. And the sheriff needs to go save them from a vengeful Sasquatch.

The overall plot I think was about a Sasquatch getting run over by a woman and the big man wanted revenge. And I’m probably already lending more credit to the plot then is actually there. The creature itself was ridiculous. This was one of those, did they use a Chewbacca costume moments. 

This movie was filmed in Ohio. Coincidentally there is also a documentary called American Bigfoot. It is about a huge Sasquatch convention that takes place every year in Ohio.

Now I always rate the movie first by actual movie standards, then factor in the indie Bigfoot genre standard. I think I may have just named  a new genre for the first time. Huh, indie Bigfoot. So factoring in all that and my own expectations. I give this movie a 2 out of 10. Mostly because I had to go and wash the crazy off me. ( thank you Dean ). I recommend hunting down the documentary instead. 

Link to movie American Bigfoot below:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r5GS1fdAOPc



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