Oh yes I’m the Great Pretender


I seem to be, what I’m not (you see).

For every Sasquatch believer out there. There is one who does not have our faith that he exists. Most non believers are having a good yuck at our expense. 

Jokes, movies and YouTube videos dedicated to our insanity. They are the same ones who also don’t believe in aliens or UFOs. Of course everyone is entitled to their opinions. And I’m totally fine that some don’t believe.

But are the same alien nonbelievers who go around creating crop circles on poor innocent farmers corn fields, also putting on Bigfoot suits all over the world?

Bigfoot is reportedly seen all over the globe. There could potentially be a sighting of him daily. Now one reason I assumed he is so elusive is because they are at what we would consider extinction level numbers had they been any other known species. But what if a good portion of those sightings are fake?Someone or someones running around in suits hoaxing everyone.

Not that the report in itself is fake. But a hoaxer actually pulling it off. Then maybe crazy Charlie at the coffee shop, talking about the six foot hairy man he saw. Isn’t so crazy after all. He was Just pranked by a professional jokester?


I would think if you saw a hoaxer In the woods late at night. You would also need new underwear. I’m not saying they are all fake. Because I believe he is out there and has been seen. But when people put up their pics of their encounters and we are saying those look 👀 fake. Let’s stop. Take a second and think, did they get hoaxed? Was their scariest most thrilling night all  In the hands of some hoaxer?

I’m not sure how we will always be able to tell the difference. But I know one thing we could do. We can give everyone the benefit of the doubt and maybe lend our ears and eyes if they want help to process what they went through during their encounter.

And to the hoaxers. You think it’s funny. Your awesome because you pulled off the great hoax. But what If someone truly gets hurt during your little prank?  For instance, getting hurt running away or they happen to shoot you? Well, you should know it is all your fault. You can’t get out of it by saying “hey man, we were just having fun we weren’t trying to hurt anyone. ” It’s not all in fun. You are hurting people. The whole plan is malicious in nature. You are hurting people emotionally if not physically. And you are responsible for your actions as a result. Why anyone would seriously plan a whole night out on the basis of hurting another. I don’t understand and I never want to understand. But if you’re reading this. And I hope you are. You have been warned. 


This weeks blog was inspired by a response to a previous post on Facebook. Thank you Stephan K. For providing the cautionary tale all hoaxers should read. And to National Cryptid Society thank you for allowing me to post my crazy blog.

Articles of note:

http://hoaxes.org/archive/display/category/bigfoot

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/bigfoot-impersonator-hit-killed-highway-1283509

As always you can reach me at:

Sasysquatchgirl@gmail.com or

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