Bigfoot Mountain

After a long chat with my new Squatchy friend about joining his world. We both believe that things are better than they have ever been to be able to believe and discuss him openly. One might say he even has a fan club. Of course, we can always keep improving the stigma part. Still, we have come a long way.  So I thought I would help him write a letter to the editor, only there is no editor. (obviously, have you read this blog) So, it’s more like a post for the people. The people being us. So I’ll let him discuss what he wants and then I’ll tell you about my journey in the woods these past few weeks. Okay big guy it’s your turn. What do you want everyone to know? I’m ready to transcribe.. “Well first off, I would like to thank all of you whom have believed In me all these years and the skeptics who are at least contemplating the notion of me. I have lived a long life. This would not have happened without your belief and protection. I know how hard you fight to protect my home. I a...

Every now and then, you are pleasantly surprised when someone tells you about a movie you missed that looks good. This is not that time, because this is a review of Spanish film maker, Paul Nashy’s "Werewolf and the Yeti". Where the first question that comes to mind is..where the f**k is the yeti!?! I admit to some confusion in the beginning of the movie, but I was distracted. Unfortunately, I’m easily distracted (but instead of chasing butterflies I chase something cool like lions). So, I decided to rewind it and try again. This is probably the only time in my memory where rewinding to understand a film better actually made it worse ( not counting 2001 A Space Odyssey because no one knows what the heck that one is about..ending anyone? Go ahead I’ll wait). So, I will tell you what I saw, then I’ll tell you what the IMDB website claims it’s about. A professor and his daughter want to head an expedition up the Himalayas to find a Yeti. They reach out to renowned adventurer,...

I’m in the woods at midnight.. Right up to the dawn.. My fires getting higher.. My fire keeps me warm.. What am I doin’ in the woods, ah? What am I doin’ in the woods, ah? I should be sleeping, yeah! Sleeping, yeah! He’s stealthy and he’s trouble.. He gets it to me good.. This Bigfoot has the power.. Knows every Inch of wood.. What am I doin’ In the woods, ah? What am I doin’ in the woods, ah? I should be sleeping, yeah! Sleeping, yeah! What am I doin’ in the woods, ah? What am I doin’ in the woods, ah? I should be sleeping, yeah! Sleeping, yeah! Still In the woods at midnight.. Right up till the dawn.. My fires getting higher.. My fire keeps warm.. What am I doin’ In the woods, ah? What am I doin’ In the woods, ah? I should be sleeping, yeah! Sleeping, yeah! What am I doin’ In the woods, ah? What am I doin’ in the woods, ah? I should be sleeping, yeah! Sleeping, yeah! I should be sleeping, yeah! I should be sleeping, yeah! I should be sleeping, yeah! I should be sleeping, yeah! You Sh...

In this age of social media that we are in, stories and pictures get shared so fast, it’s like hearing all the gossip of the day in the high school cafeteria when everyone is finally together.  Everyday you hear it and pray you aren’t in it. My friends would run to me (because for some reason I was put on this earth to store everyones secrets) and I would hear, “Omg! Did you hear? ” Then I’m immediately anxious. My first thought would be, did I do anything ridiculous this morning? Is my fly zipped? Jenny! That big mouth I knew she would say something. What?!? What is it!l Tell me now god dammit!! Was it about me? Am I in it?..Okay sorry quick flashback. Phew, I’m good now.   High school me (on the left) with my bff ...we always left a trail of stories behind us..maybe bodies too.. But what about Bigfoot? He’s written about, tweeted, blogged, researched, filmed, recorded, podcasted, in twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on...

I have come to the conclusion in the past few months since I’ve really emersed myself into Sasquatch’s world, that this should all, at its core, be a very personal and private experience. Everyone has different opinions, perspectives and beliefs on the subject. Sometimes the subject becomes as difficult to discuss as politics and religion. But when you go out researching, (if that is what you call it, I call it Lucy and Ethel meet Bigfoot), you shouldn’t always go out in those woods alone...or so I’ve heard. And by heard, I mean lectured. Repeatedly. So, who and how do you share this very personal experience with another person. Well the first question to yourself is probably going to be..who do I trust? And I’m not just talking the trust to have your back when Sasquatch or something more terrifying shows up. I mean who do you trust? With your innermost thoughts and feelings about all of this. Who will hear your theories and ideas without judgement and make it a safe space?I have lear...

I got a picture of me and you You look real blurry, I’m blurry too I see us staring and there’s nothing I can do Oh it’s in color, your fur is brown Your eyes are creepy, and very round I often circle you when no one is around  I got your picture, I got your picture  I want a million for them all to myself  I asked the expert to check your picture  So he can look for hoaxes inside and out You’ve got me turning up and turning down Turning In and all around.. You got me turning to the trees, you got me turning to the trees I really think so... I’m turning to the trees I think I’m turning to the trees. I really think so... I’m turning to the trees I think I’m turning to the trees I really think so... I’m turning to the trees I think I’m turning to the trees I really think so... I’ve got your picture, I’ve got your picture  I’d like a million for them all by myself I want an expert to take your picture  So he can look for hoaxes inside and o...

 Now I told you so you ought to know It took some time for your evolution to go But you are so close now I can’t let you go So we’ll just lay low With you, I’m not shy, to show the way I feel With you, I might try, my secrets to reveal For you are Cro-Magnon and I’m still not real I can’t hope that I’ll hold you for long Homo Sapiens grip is so strong  But the love that I feel is so strong..that it can’t be wrong  With you, I’m not shy, to show the way I feel With you, I might try, my secrets to reveal For you are Cro-Magnon and I’m still not real With you, I’m not shy, to show the way I feel With you, I might try, my secrets to reveal For you are Cro-Magnon and I’m still not real For you are Cro-Magnon and I’m still not real For you are Cro-Magnon and I’m still not real.. Magnet and Steel written by Walter Eagan https://youtu.be/4lMPs--cGd8 Cro-Magnon and Still Not Real by Walter Eagan , Bigfoot and Sasysquatchgirl😊 Related links: https://en.wik...

Well I was lucky this weekend to catch up with another cinematic triumph from the 1970s. Bigfoot 70 as it’s often referred to.There have never been this many head scratching moments in one movie before. But it makes for a lovely blog post for me. From the opening music. which had me keeping an eye out for John Wayne to come out of the saloon, all the way to The Monkees style mountain stand-off at the end. The plot to this thriller is a “motorcycle outfit” (their words not mine) comes into town and not only wipes out the local store’s beer supply but one of them has their girl kidnapped by Bigfoot. No one seems to care that another girl has already been kidnapped at this point. And it took a lot for her to get kidnapped. She hopped planes, cars, etc. Meanwhile, while she is on her second plane, two hustlers come to town (one being John Carradine) to sell some wares. They hear about the creature and decide they can profit if they take the creature alive. Patterson and Gimlin the...

Everybody wants a Sasquatch Sighting . But he’s as fast as lightning  In fact he’s a little bit frightening.  He hides with expert timing. There were big trees all around and they were chopping them up and chopping them down. It’s an ancient apeman art, back when everyone knew their part.  From a feint into a slip and kicking from the hip. Everybody wants a Sasquatch Sighting. But he’s as fast as lightning. In fact he’s a little bit frightening.  He hides with expert timing. There was a funky red furred one. He said,”here comes the bigger one, let’s get it on”. We took our camera and made a stand. Starting filming while swinging our hand. The sudden motions made it all blurry. Now they don’t even look furry.  Everybody wants a Sasquatch Sighting but he’s as fast as lightning. In fact he’s a little bit frightening. And he hides with expert timing. Keep on, keep on, keep on.. Yes keep on never give up.. Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas  htt...

Step right up, step right up folks I’m about to tell you a tale. A tale so incredible and unbelievable you won’t believe your eyes. And the best part is the entrance is free. Today I’m going to tell you a tale about a monster and the lengths some men would go to make you believe in him. And to get famous from that belief. So come on in don’t be afraid. The cost you pay on the way out is with your soul, should you chose to sell it.. Our first exhibit, is of a monster found in the late sixties in the ice in Siberia, no, Vietnam, no wait, it was Minnesota. Yes, that’s it, Minnesota. Now lovingly referred to as The Minnesota Iceman. Now this iceman had a busy life. It traveled all over to different fairs and exhibits. After several different examinations over the years by two prominent scientists, the glass ceiling on this hoax collapsed, and It was finally found to be a latex fake. And the great showman that traveled by its side, Frank D. Hansen, who changed iceman’s story as he we...