You Made My Camera Fall on the Ground..(Hot Summer Night)

 Bigfoot: on a hot summers night, would you offer your film to the beast who smells like roses?

Me: Will you offer me some saliva?

Bigfoot: Yes

Me: Will you offer me some teeth?

Bigfoot: Yes

Me: Will you offer me a jawbone?

Bigfoot: Yes

Me: Will you offer me some hair?

Bigfoot: Yes

Me: Again, will you offer me some hair?

Bigfoot: Yes

Me: And can you survive without these?

Bigfoot: Yes

Me: And do you trust me?

Bigfoot: Yes

Me: Yes

Bigfoot: On a hot summer night, would you offer your film to the beast who smells like roses?

Me: Yes

Bigfoot: I bet you say that to all the cryptos

Me: S**t


It was a hot summer night and the woods were glowing

With the fireflies rising up from the ground 

When I listened to your growl

I heard the whole woods thrumming 

I saw the shooting stars coming through your giant hands 

You were licking your lips 

I saw your big teeth shining 

I was shivering thinking you might want a taste

Oh We were standing together in a silver lining

By the light of the moon

I knew there was not another moment, not another moment 

Not another moment to waste

You were getting so close that my knees grew week

your old soul was flying high above the ground 

I’m trying to speak, but no matter what I do, I just can’t seem to make any sound

And then I dropped my camera right on the ground

Oh, it must have been while you were chasing me

I dropped my camera right on the ground 

Oh And I swear it’s true I was just about to get you some proof

Proof...

Yeah I dropped my camera right on the ground 

Yup must have been while you were chasing me

I dropped the camera right on the ground

And I swear it’s true I was just about to get you some proof

Proof..

Now my body is shaking and I’m trapped by the water 

I can tell your finally about to close right in

Oh where finally alone and you can do what you want 

And the night is still young 

And no ones gonna know what, no ones gonna know what, know ones gonna know what I’ve seen

You were licking your lips with your big teeth shining 

I was shivering thinking you might want a taste 

Oh We were standing together in a silver lining 

 By the light of the moon

And there was not another moment to waste 

 But I dropped my camera right on the ground 

And it must have been while you were chasing me

I dropped my camera right on the ground 

But I swear it’s true and I was just about to get some proof....

Took the Words Right out of my Mouth by Meatloaf 

You Made my Camera Fall on the Ground by Meatloaf and Sasysquatchgirl😆

https://youtu.be/j04VQthbV0s


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