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A Murder Of Crows...

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On This past Saturday late afternoon, I returned to a place I like to haunt where I believe a Bigfoot might just be living. On my very first visit in there, I got a weird vibe and a strange sensation I wasn’t alone and maybe not entirely welcome. It’s a different feeling then my usual spot in Freetown. In that spot, I feel I’m not alone and definitely being watched but not unwelcome or unsafe. I feel entirely comfortable there. That I don’t have a need for a weapon or equipment and that maybe that is why I am welcomed. In this new spot I feel as though I have not been invited yet. I am coming to far in without their (whoever they are) permission. When first getting a ways in, I felt watched and heard a noise that sounded like hard thumping on the ground. Someone heavy running perhaps? Then around the corner I heard noises. Felt the hairs on the back of my neck stand up, and when I came around the corner, a large tree was down blocking the entire trail. I snapped pictures all around a

Top Ten Reasons The Tennessee Dogman May Be Full Of “Bull”winkle..

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It’s a moose If it doesn’t smell like smelly dog, it’s a moose Look at that nose I think it could be a moose Look how it chews, it could be a moose Look at that hair, it definitely could be the color of a moose The Dogman and a moose have the same facial symmetry, it’s most likely a moose Tennessee is being overrun by moose, it’s a moose Both the Dogman and the moose can fit in tight  areas in the woods to eat the vegetation, looking almost camouflaged  If it’s actually eating the vegetation and not  you ,It’s a moose  I think it’s most definitely, probably, more than likely a moose.... But you can watch both videos below and decide for yourself.. More top 10s to come..stay tuned.. Top ten written by sasy and sister squatchgirl ..idea conceived by David Letterman. Tennessee Dogman: https://youtu.be/CfUAnIrRBKM Raised in Alaska moose video: https://twitter.com/akkingon/status/1022105728344047616?s=12 *For the record I am not a Dogman expert, and have not gone to Tenne

Bigfoot for President 

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                  What? It could happen. The way our forests and undeveloped land is shrinking? I’d even vote for the whiperwill bird 🐦 I want to relocate to the yard of my enemies. That’s a serious concession on my part. Considering he would probably call for a presidential direct order to have every bird in the state sing outside my bedroom window, since he clearly doesn’t like me either. Bigfoot for president isn’t anything that could happen right now, of course, but voting for a president that would share the same values and ideals most of us researchers, writers and Bigfoot enthusiasts share for protecting his home and his person is always possible, every four years. (To be clear I’m not picking on or favoring any side here except Bigfoot) So let’s brainstorm, what are those values and ideals we share with Bigfoot and what will keep his species safe. Because that is common ground here that we all can get behind. (and everyone agreeing would be wonderful even for just one day).

He’s Got Bette Davis Eyes

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Picture called Blue, found on Pinterest. No artist name found through sourcing this picture. His hair is brown and old His lips cracked and snide  His hands are always cold  He’s got Betty Davis eyes πŸ‘€  He’ll knock the music 🎢 for you You won’t have to knock twice He smells like rotting cow But he’s got Bette Davis Eyes πŸ‘€  And he’ll stalk you, he’ll unease you All the better just to seize you  He’s precocious and knows just how to hide under the low brush He’s got, Tony Soprano’s stand off sigh  He’s got, Bette Davis eyes πŸ‘€  He’ll take you to his home, to wet his appetite  He’ll lay you on acorns He’s got Bette Davis eyes πŸ‘€  He’ll make a rumble at you, you’re not sure if he’s nice Bigfoots eyes aren’t red, they’re blue He’s got, Bette Davis eyes πŸ‘€  He’s exposed you, cause he knows you All the evidence is there, he showed you  He’s ferocious, and he knows just what it, takes to make your fear hush All the Bigfoot think you’re a spy, but not  Bette Davis ey

You Had Me At.....Bigfoot

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Everyone remembers the now famous line, “you had me at hello.” Women everywhere swooning for Tom Cruise in that scene. All the men wanting to hear that line said to them. Well,  I guess that line still works after all these years, because when I saw the title of the podcast, You had me at Bigfoot, they had me at...well, they had me at you had me. Between that title and the funny picture they advertised with, I knew I’d be hooked. Now, I feel the need to warn you, this is not your mother’s podcast. And it does have an explicit content warning ⚠️ for listeners on iTunes. I’m not trying to hide anything here, and neither are they. Language and content does tend to get graphic. And I love every minute of it. Nothing like laughing so hard you snort out your soda, cringe, because you just know what they are going to say next, because you know what their thinking, and finally,  actually learning a new thing or two in the middle of it all. Your two hosts for the evening, Tom and Dustin, ha

And Now..Again, Because He’s Bossy. Another Note From Bigfoot..

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Picture from Flathead Beacon There are a couple things a hominid, such as myself can’t take. And when they all come together in one month? Well, then, we need to vent our distaste. Maybe more than once. Definitely not more than three times . How many weeks are in this month again? Anyway I digress. Last week,  I discussed my number one least favorite things. Fourth of July. All the fireworks, barbecues and potential fire hazards get me itchy. Like a lice breakout itchy. You can shave your head and lock that stuff down, not me.  So after apocalyptic fire, comes heat. Not just any heat. But apocalyptic heat. In the same week, I have been forced to suffer both. The unrelenting heat lasted for more than a week in some of my favorite summer hideaways. They try to say there is no such thing as global warming. They won’t understand until maybe they see my hair on a hot and humid day. The strands look like spaghetti cooked in an easy bake oven. Here’s about all I can tell you about global

And Now a Word From Bigfoot..

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Well it’s that time of year again. One of the few days you fools leave me alone in the woods to myself, while you go try to get blown up by fireworks πŸ’₯. I myself am not a fan of explosions and fire. Hair catches fire to easily ya know. That is why you never see any evidence of fire from us. No sir..but no matter how many times your houses, lawns, decks and fingers catch fire you keep on keeping on.  Someone has even set the forest on fire, my forest here on πŸ”₯ fire, that cannot happen again. Some of my forest friends did not make out as lucky as I.  You don’t know this, but while you’re taking a break from following me, I get a chance to observe you. I’ve even crept up to the edge of your backyards. And let me tell you something. You have not seen stupid if you haven’t observed a backyard Fourth of July party. Allow me share some of my field notes with you.. 1. First off, It’s to Hot to have an outdoor party, your guests are roasting and you don’t have a pool. New rule, if you do

Sweet Leaf.. Come out Now Bigfoot!

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Come out now..shut up and listen When I first heard of you..didn’t realize  Can’t stop thinking ‘bout you..or believe my eyes You introduced me..to your kind And left me seeking..losing my mind, oh yeah I need to find you..oh you know it My days were boring...always sad and down  Til’ you obsessed me..made me look around  My life is nuts now..my mind not clear  I love you bigfoot..though you’re not near, oh yeah Come on now..come out Disbelievers don’t know what you’re about They put me down..they curse me out You gave to me...a new belief  And soon the world will commit me Bigfoot, oh yeah baby  Come out now, oh yeah                   https://youtu.be/HY6ghH8ax1I Sweet Leaf written by Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath  Sweet Leaf, come out Now. Written by Crazy G and Sasysquatchgirl πŸ€˜πŸ€˜πŸ‘£πŸ‘£☠️πŸ‘Ί Ozzy and Bigfoot graphic by Wpihuntsthetruth     πŸ€˜πŸ€˜πŸ‘£πŸ‘£πŸ‘£πŸ€˜πŸ€˜πŸ€˜πŸ‘£πŸ‘£πŸ‘£πŸ€˜πŸ€˜πŸ€˜πŸ‘£πŸ‘£ Copyright 2018 property of Bigfoot Mountain(tm)