He’s Got Bette Davis Eyes


Picture called Blue, found on Pinterest. No artist name found through sourcing this picture.

His hair is brown and old

His lips cracked and snide 

His hands are always cold 

He’s got Betty Davis eyes 👀 

He’ll knock the music 🎶 for you

You won’t have to knock twice

He smells like rotting cow

But he’s got Bette Davis Eyes 👀 

And he’ll stalk you, he’ll unease you

All the better just to seize you 

He’s precocious and knows just how to hide under the low brush

He’s got, Tony Soprano’s stand off sigh 

He’s got, Bette Davis eyes 👀 


He’ll take you to his home, to wet his appetite 

He’ll lay you on acorns

He’s got Bette Davis eyes 👀 

He’ll make a rumble at you, you’re not sure if he’s nice

Bigfoots eyes aren’t red, they’re blue

He’s got, Bette Davis eyes 👀 

He’s exposed you, cause he knows you

All the evidence is there, he showed you 

He’s ferocious, and he knows just what it, takes to make your fear hush

All the Bigfoot think you’re a spy, but not 

Bette Davis eyes 👀 

And he’ll stalk you, he’ll unease you

All the better just to seize you 

He’s precocious, and he knows just how to hide under the low brush

All the Bigfoot think you’re a spy, but not

Bette Davis eyes 👀 

He’ll stalk you, he’ll unease you

Just to seize you

He’s got Bette Davis eyes 👀 

He’s exposed you, cause he showed you 

He knows you

He’s got Bette Davis eyes 👀 

https://youtu.be/2Wdu5FYGTRs

Bette Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes and

 He’s got Bette Davis eyes by Kim Carnes and Sasysquatchgirl 

Bette Davis picture from Google search



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