Bigfoot Mountain

When you’re planning a vacation, it’s important to pick a compatible travel buddy . Traveling can be a nightmare and you don’t want to pile an obnoxious companion onto that. But sometimes the compatible plan doesn’t work, and you look and find yourself traveling with Bigfoot. Unfortunately for me, he had relatives in British Coloumbria and he hitched his cart to my wagon. It was going to be a long day of travel. I asked for an isle seat, I wanted leg room. But my companion needed foot room. The airline thought since I’ve always wanted to find him, that if we sat together I could learn all about him and share it with the world. Of course he could wait to share. He wasn’t a Hominid, he was a Chatty Kathy DolI. I considered briefly escaping out through the toilet but I had to consider all of you wanting to know his traveling habits. Going back to the beginning of the tale, our first stop was security. And he didn’t carry much, but it was a bag made of weaved grass and it was tied to to

             The logger man’s taking all my woods And left me in my two tree home Moving on a Sunday afternoon.. And I can’t build my hut He’s taking everything I got All I’ve got’s this Sunday afternoon.. Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze I’ve got a big fat Patty trying to break me And I’d love to live so pleasantly  Live this life of simplicity  Lazying on a Sunday afternoon.. In the summer time, in the summertime, in the summertime  The hunters taking all my deer And gone back to their big old car Telling tales of drunkenness And Jerky  Now I’m sitting here snacking on my hare Bitchin on a Sunday afternoon.. Help me, help me, help me get away.. Give me two good reasons why I ought to stay Cause I’d love to live so pleasantly  Live this life of simplicity  Lazing on a Sunday afternoon... In the summertime.. Sunny Afternoon by the Kinks and Sasysquatchgirl 😊 Picture from North American Bigfoot  Copyright October 2018, property of Bigfoot Mountain