American Bigfoot in Ohio 

This is one of those movies that just leaves you feeling uncomfortable and dirty. I went in knowing that this was low budget, but come on!

I was getting a little nervous thinking this was possibly a porno I rented by accident. Bigfoot does Ohio maybe. But then Zach appeared. I thought thank god. Gremlin’s guy wouldn’t do a porno, right? Well he didn’t, but he managed to leave me feeling dirty anyway. Ladies you watch a few minutes and you’ll know what I mean.

The movie was written and directed by Glenn Martin. And also called Kampout. That is also the name of the campground in the movie a group of teens are headed too. And the sheriff needs to go save them from a vengeful Sasquatch.

The overall plot I think was about a Sasquatch getting run over by a woman and the big man wanted revenge. And I’m probably already lending more credit to the plot then is actually there. The creature itself was ridiculous. This was one of those, did they use a Chewbacca costume moments. 

This movie was filmed in Ohio. Coincidentally there is also a documentary called American Bigfoot. It is about a huge Sasquatch convention that takes place every year in Ohio.

Now I always rate the movie first by actual movie standards, then factor in the indie Bigfoot genre standard. I think I may have just named  a new genre for the first time. Huh, indie Bigfoot. So factoring in all that and my own expectations. I give this movie a 2 out of 10. Mostly because I had to go and wash the crazy off me. ( thank you Dean ). I recommend hunting down the documentary instead. 

Link to movie American Bigfoot below:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r5GS1fdAOPc



Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

He Does Exist..The Semi-Autobiographical Tale of Dyatlov Pass

Image
On yet another glorious snowy morning in Massachusetts, the 3rd one in as many weeks, I sat out in the doorway just watching it all come down. I couldn't help but think-what if I was outside lost and stranded? What if the abominable snowman exists and is out hunting right now?  It made me think of a tale, a true tale, of an abominable snowman that was out prowling, that did hunt people. He currently resides in the icy slopes of Dyatlov Pass, in the Ural Mountains of Russia. I feel relatively safe telling his tale from this location. It would be a lot of work for him to get here. But just in case, I have a Louisville Slugger near my door. His tale is the most frightening one I've ever heard and has haunted me since I first heard of it many years ago. (Many? Did my editor put that word in)?It's a scary tale because it is real...and we have proof. On February 2nd, 1959. Nine unsuspecting college students entered the liar of a Yeti and didn't survive to tell this tal
Read more

Booger Funnels...

Image
This post is from a guest blogger, Sunday Monroe from Team Cryptid Mississippi. I have not changed any text from the piece beyond basic editing, which you all know I’m terrible at...Thank you to Sunday for sharing and emailing me this... Boogers are always in transition. They move about from place to place as needs dictate. They must, no moss grows on them for sure. It is what they have to do, it’s how they survive. This practice probably has more than a little to do with why they remain generally undocumented. You cannot define what you can’t pin down and examine. This is a trait that you can take advantage of if you want to go and see one for yourself, by thinking like a Booger thinks. If I was a Booger, why would I leave the relative comfort of my den? Because I’m hungry, of course. It takes a lot of food to support a single, large primate much less an entire family of them.  Few places offer food in sufficient amounts year round to support a family of Boogers. In most location
Read more

A Moment with a Monster 

Image
An MC Monster,  that is. On this monster of a Monday  I had a chance to ask the artist himself a few questions about his amazing characters, how he creates them and how you all can get an original from him. And I’m sure after you see them, you will be a follower of his art. And spoiler alert, he may, may,  be coming to a city near you soon.. An interview with an artist: Q: Can you tell me a little bit about the characters you create? “The monsters I create aren’t evil entities, but more of like watchful protectors, leaders or guides through the spiritual realm.”  My favorite piece, I picture it as a moment between the big guy and myself.. Q: When did you begin creating them? “I started playing around with this style in June 2017, after my little sister passed away.” Q: What process do you use to create these wonderful characters? “The process is more often then not just winging it. I lay down a background, and then sort of just go for it. When I’m doing commission pieces I fo
Read more