Halloween Hangover..what happens when you eat a Sasquatch weight in candy.

While there is no doubt we are all entitled to have candy on Halloween. I mean they did create a holiday that specifically allows you, no, demands, that you eat the wrong food. You also, for safety purposes only, need to eat some of your children’s candy and make sure all is well. Then you go to bed feeling guilty and sick to your stomach.
In the morning you wake with a headache. To much sugar the day before. Unable to fit in jeans and angry that you set your diet back.
While passing out (and eating) candy. I thought about the people who put food out in their yard or woods for Bigfoot. Do they leave him Halloween treats? He is known to love candy bars. Yes, there are many that feed the big man, despite all the warning signs.

And I wonder how much candy it takes to fill him up? And I’m jealous. He is not looking into a stream to see his reflection saying, “boy look at those extra chins”
I also wonder why people feed him in general when he clearly survives on his own. What do they feed him? So I did a little research on it, and here is what I came up with.
All of the feeders truly believe that Bigfoot exisst and, in most of the case,s are coming to visit their homes regularly. Though none can really offer tangible proof, such as pictures, hair, people outside of family members to corroborate their story, etc. There are, in some cases, other sightings from different people reported in that general area. I mean if I’m Sasquatch, and you leave me food I don’t have to forage for. I am there.
Some of the foods left out for them are; Fish, carrots, apples, potatoes and beef jerky. Which is good for the jerky people who have that “messing with Sasquatch “ campaign. Maybe they could send some out to that man. If they get a shot of Sasquatch eating their brand of jerky it would be priceless.
So, although their is no physical proof, in as many states such as Florida, Michigan and New York it does seem to be happening.
So overall my conclusion is that Sasquatch probably consumed a lot of candy last night and probably feels worse than us. We are chilling on our couch watching left over horror movies eating more guilty chocolate. He is laying on twigs and leaves rolling around feeling bad. I’m thinking this happens to him every year on Halloween because no mortal creature can resist candy.

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Articles on Bigfoot feeding below:
http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2011/10/14/michigan-woman-claims-to-have-fed-bigfoot-blueberry-bagels.html
http://cryptozoologynews.com/state-trooper-i-feed-bigfoots-and-they-have-a-language/
http://cryptozoologynews.com/man-claims-he-feeds-food-to-skunk-ape/

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