Top Ten Reasons The Tennessee Dogman May Be Full Of “Bull”winkle..

  1. It’s a moose
  2. If it doesn’t smell like smelly dog, it’s a moose
  3. Look at that nose I think it could be a moose
  4. Look how it chews, it could be a moose
  5. Look at that hair, it definitely could be the color of a moose
  6. The Dogman and a moose have the same facial symmetry, it’s most likely a moose
  7. Tennessee is being overrun by moose, it’s a moose
  8. Both the Dogman and the moose can fit in tight  areas in the woods to eat the vegetation, looking almost camouflaged 
  9. If it’s actually eating the vegetation and not  you ,It’s a moose 
  10. I think it’s most definitely, probably, more than likely a moose....

But you can watch both videos below and decide for yourself..


More top 10s to come..stay tuned..


Top ten written by sasy and sister squatchgirl ..idea conceived by David Letterman.

Tennessee Dogman:

https://youtu.be/CfUAnIrRBKM

Raised in Alaska moose video:

https://twitter.com/akkingon/status/1022105728344047616?s=12

*For the record I am not a Dogman expert, and have not gone to Tennessee to see him in person. I rather think I’m going to pass on going in those woods. In fact, I don’t want to be in there with a moose either, I should think. This and all future top tens are for your entertainment only.  And mine, of course..no Dogman loving hate mail needed..


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Comments

  1. K.L. GibsonSeptember 3, 2018 at 11:08 PM

    Maybe an elk. Highly doubt it’s a moose in TN.

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    1. K.L. GibsonSeptember 3, 2018 at 11:11 PM

      Maybe a elk, highly doubt it being a moose inTn.

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