Bigfoot’s Top Ten..


Bigfoot has decided to share the top ten things  he thinks and loves about Thanksgiving..so here we go...

10. Tofurkey is dual purpose it’s also its own colon cleanser, so no thanksgiving pounds stay with you.

9. He loves that we run around like chickens with our head cut off, but we actually eat turkey.

8. He’s thankful he doesn’t have relatives for miles and miles and they don’t use transportation.

7. He absolutely is the person stealing your pies from the windowsill, so keep that pie cooling tradition up.

6.He finds it amusing that the thanksgiving holiday now is only a meal to kick off the start of the Christmas season. And in a few more decades that is all America’s children will know.

5.Did he mention pies on the windowsill?

4. He loves that you are out hunting deer and not him. And that you are so bad at it that you drive all the deer right to his belly.

3. He enjoys watching humans fight on Black Friday over things that are marked up intentionally to make it look like it’s a sale, when it’s actually regular price, and that if you wait, it probably will be on real sale soon. 

2. He was at the very first thanksgiving, and he knows that it wasn’t turkey that they were carving up..there was a food shortage after all. 

1. He also knows that it wasn’t a peaceful meal between Native Americans and early settlers. It was about keeping your friends close, and your enemies closer. He also feels even if they come out to us in peace, they will still face the same fate as they did..

And I agree, it’s sad but true, and I’d rather have them hidden than on our thanksgiving table..so to speak..


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